A "small" problem

I'm not going to comment on it, other than the bad pun for the title. BBC link. Excerpt:

A survey of more than 1,000 men in India has concluded that condoms made according to international sizes are too large for a majority of Indian men.

For a while, this was the second most popular story on the BBC website; right now the 4th emailed story there is this one from the Midlands. Excerpt:

Emergency call handlers were left "in disbelief" when a man dialled 999 because he could not find his trousers.

Hmm..ya think that alcohal might have been involved in that one? ;)